One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn’t, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don’t believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don’t believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
This goofy folk rhyme has as many variations as there are little boys who love reciting the silliness. Learn more here.
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