Friday, April 18, 2014

No One Wants to Run Through the Woods Naked Under a Full Moon Anymore

No One Wants to Run Through the Woods Naked Under a Full Moon Anymore


by James S. Dorr
 
Well, first off the woods were cut down last year
for land to build the new subdivision,
and while they are nice houses, asphalt and sidewalks
are tough on bare feet, whether wolf-formed or human,
and while one can cut through yards, fences and pools
not to mention rosebushes make such ruses dangerous.


Then there are dogs, whose barking and racket
tend to ruin ambiance,
not to mention that some slip their leashes,

but killing them even if forced to seems futile—
they die too easily which ruins the sport of it—
and either way they tend to frighten off game.
Worst though is the walk back, the moon having set,
paunch-bellied and middle-aged,
clothes doffed of course prior to the transformation,
now skulking through gauntlets of giggling schoolchildren
awaiting buses, braving the glares of late commuters,
only to return to wives back home seething
in their own embarrassment.







Found here at Star*Line magazine, Jan-Mar 2012.

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